Self-proclaimed "meatatarian" Mike N., 26, of Chicago, was observed last night eating a stir-fry which contained measurable amounts of Brassica oleracea, or the common broccoli. Witnesses state that, although he voiced concern and appeared discomfited at first bite, he finished the dish without dire consequences.
"I'm shocked and amazed, but definitely pleased," reports the man's wife. "I don't know if this is going to become a regular thing, but it's a step in the right direction.
The man himself was unavailable for comment, since he's busy taking a shower.
Sunday, April 05, 2009
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