Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Dork alert: this is your final warning

I love my major.

For one thing, it allows me to feel superior to all those psych students out there who have to study Freud and Jung and whose coolest research tool is an overrated opinion poll... sorry, I meant self-reported survey. Don't even get me started about Sociology. "Social science," my left nostril.

But where else can you ask your advisor to mix up a batch of amphetamine for you, because you're running out and it's going to be a busy weekend?

I LOVE my major.

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